The bayou doesn't give up its secrets easy. Neither does this box.

Mah-Mah is behind this. If she can't throw daily parties, she wants to wrap gifts and surprise people. "Who don't love a good surprise?" she demanded. Ma Petite agreed with many persuasive nods. And it was settled.

What's inside each? Below are hints that tell enough and reveal nothing.

• The Smiley Box — $25
  You'll like it. And you'll possibly brag to a friend.
• The Happy Dance Box — $50
  This one will hit you in the feet and put a jig in your step. 
• The Gaspy Box — $100
  You're going to open this and make a sound. The kind that makes people in the next room ask what happened. Nothing happened. Everything happened.
• The Fall-Down-and-Pass-Out Box — $200
  Not responsible for what this does to you. Bishop warned us not to put this much awesome in one box. We did it anyway. 

Each box is handpicked from the dark-luxe depths of the Author Lucian Bane collection. Filled with... (slow grin) as if I'd tell. 

Choose your level. The swamp is waiting.