{"product_id":"mystery-box","title":"Bayou Mystery Boxes!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe bayou doesn't give up its secrets easy. Neither does this box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMah-Mah is behind this. If she can't throw daily parties, she wants to wrap gifts and surprise people. \"Who don't love a good surprise?\" she demanded. Ma Petite agreed with many \u003cem\u003epersuasive \u003c\/em\u003enods. And it was settled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's inside each? Below are hints that tell enough and reveal nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Smiley Box — $25\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou'll like it. And you'll possibly brag to a friend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Happy Dance Box — $50\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one will hit you in the feet and put a jig in your step. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Gaspy Box — $100\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou're going to open this and make a sound. The kind that makes people in the next room ask what happened. Nothing happened. Everything happened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fall-Down-and-Pass-Out Box — $200\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot responsible for what this does to you. Bishop warned us not to put this much awesome in one box. We did it anyway. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach box is handpicked from the dark-luxe depths of the Author Lucian Bane collection. Filled with... (slow grin) as if I'd tell. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your level. The swamp is waiting.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Author Lucian Bane","offers":[{"title":"$25.00 Bayou Mystery Box","offer_id":44422315802710,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00 Bayou Mystery Box","offer_id":44422315835478,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00 Bayou Mystery Box","offer_id":44422315868246,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$200.00 Bayou Mystery Box","offer_id":44422315901014,"sku":null,"price":200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0560\/9553\/9286\/files\/Mysteryboxesinthebayou.png?v=1775655162","url":"https:\/\/shopauthorlucianbane.com\/products\/mystery-box","provider":"Author Lucian Bane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}